Linux DAUs exploring OS X

Here we've got a Linux DAU trying to learn OS X. I hope this article was just a joke. If he really just played around with his Mac for about 4 hours and then comes to to the conclusion, that OS X is nothing for him - poor boy.
Even the fact that he thinks Darwin OS is some Linux flavor is reason enough to hit him hard with a stick.
(First read at #!/bin/blog.)